HAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOO MEEEEE FUCKERS.

Ahem.
I mean it’s my birthday.
THE DAY I ASCENDED FROM TEENAGE-HOOD

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

connecticutest:

Well I already know that
dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: hawkbishop)

uncharge:

i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot)